Dear Madjik,


Maraming salamat sa pasalubong. Halos mapa iyak ako ng makita ang laman ng supot. Hindi pala mga porn mags na nasa isip ko ang laman nito. Pero syempre natuwa naman dahil nag abala ka at inambunan mo ako ng grasya, katas ng Saudi Arabia. Sana sa susunod matumbok mo na ang gusto kong pasalubong. Me clue ka na. Biro lang.

Nagtataka lang ako kung bakit binigyan mo ako ng malaking puting sabon na me tatak na ibon. Paraan mo ba ito para sabihing magsabon ako kapag naliligo? Para sa kaalaman mo nagsasabon po ako. Mas mabula pa nga sa sabon na bigay mo ang gamit ko e. Sa sobrang bula, kung minsan isinasabay ko na sa paliligo ang paglalaba ng aking brip at medyas.

Pero wag kang mag alala, ginamit ko na din ang sabong bigay mo na me ¼ moisturizer daw. Nakakatuwa naman, hindi lang balat ko ang moisturized, pati underwear ko parang naka fabric conditioner na rin.

Maraming salamat din sa malaki at mabangong lotion na bigay mo. Hindi ko naman talaga kailangan magpahid ng lotion sa katawan ko e. Malamang alam mo na pawisin talaga akong tao. Kahit hindi ako gumalaw, pinagpapawisan ako. Sa noo, sa kamay, sa kili-kili, sa singit.

At dahil laging basa ang aking palad, umiiwas ako makipag kamay kapag ipinakikilala. Sinasaluduhan ko na lang kahit hindi sya sundalo. Hindi rin ako nakikipag holding hands. Baka ma turn off pa sa naglalangis kong mga palad. Diretso lips to lips na kagad kung makalusot. At kailanman hindi ko naging paborito ang kantang Hawak Kamay ni Yeng. Iniisip ko pa lang napapa ewww na ako.

Malamang gagamitin ko na lang na lubricant ang lotion na bigay mo. Lubricant sa tool ko. I mean sa tools ko na medyo madaling kalawangin gaya ng pliers, screw driver, etc.

Salamat at binigyan mo din ako ng gawa ni Pareng Calvin.


Ngayon lang talaga malalapatan ng medyo sosyal na pabango ang aking balat probinsyano. Dati amoy rubbing alcohol lang ako kapag lumabas ng bahay. Ngayon amoy ck na. Naks. Kung inaakala mong itatago ko lang ito at titipirin, nagkakamali ka. Simula nang maglingunan ang mga pasahero ng bus dahil amoy isteytsayd ako, inaraw araw ko na ang pag gamit. Me narinig nga akong nagsabi, amoy-pogi daw dumaan.

Amoy lang.

Sana sa susunod mong bakasyon at pagpunta sa bahay, siguruhin mong nasa bahay din ako. Ayan tuloy, di tayo nagkita. Magpapalibre pa naman sana ako. Joke lang. Ingat na lang sa byahe pabalik.

Sa muli maraming salamat at nawa’y pagpalain ka ng Maykapal. Naks uli.


P.S. Ilang araw na lang bertdey ko na. Hint, hint.




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62 Response to 'Dear Madjik'

  1. wickedcurse Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226261520000#c2581074680874552944'> 10 November 2008 at 4:12 AM

    Wow dami pasalubong sa iyo ni Madjik ah!

     

  2. http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226270040000#c6715430101185443556'> 10 November 2008 at 6:34 AM

    Ambait pala ni Madjik. Penge din CK. *LOLz*

     

  3. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226278260000#c70614467417237612'> 10 November 2008 at 8:51 AM

    @ wickedcurse - pinag iisipan ko pa nga kung pasalubong nga iyon o suhol ha ha

    @ gas dude - akala mo lang mabait pero hindi hindi hindi ha ha ha biro lang

     

  4. madjik Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226282340000#c4183482321858431805'> 10 November 2008 at 9:59 AM

    I knew it!!

    kaueogut ki a..

    [sex life mot a ang suggestion nga post hay.. bukon dayang tokens!!!]

    yaan mo next time porn mags na talaga bigay ko! hehehe any titles in mind? nang mailagay na sa planner ko!:p

     

  5. dabo Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226291100000#c4674063632709945236'> 10 November 2008 at 12:25 PM

    uyy...nabuhay ka bosing..

    hmm mas magandang compliment ang amoy pogi.. kasi ang taste ay dependent sa naamoy na scent..

    --- --

    malapit na ba ang birthday hehe so ang post na ito ay di talaga for "madjik" pero foreword/parinig sa ibang mga nilalang hehe

     

  6. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226291940000#c2204679469719541075'> 10 November 2008 at 12:39 PM

    @ madjik - ha ha malaki naman ang supot a, sana pinuno mo na nya ha ha ha

    @ dabo - uy di ako nagpaparinig ha. he he simpleng bati lang masaya na ako ha ha pero syempre me hint, hint pa din ha ha

     

  7. http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226297400000#c7470488242066833284'> 10 November 2008 at 2:10 PM

    anak ng tipaklong,shusyalen ha.ck2 amoy pogi points na naman.

    puro pampapogi ang bigay sayo ni madjik...he he he.kahit daw di ka masyadong maligo mabango ka..ha ha ha.

     

  8. JM Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226298540000#c3906323365670570503'> 10 November 2008 at 2:29 PM

    haha ayaw mo talaga iadvertise ung bigay sayo,nice post.

    Thanks for visiting my site

     

  9. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226298900000#c7594320249494456946'> 10 November 2008 at 2:35 PM

    @ ever - tumpak ka ever, ngaun ko lang napansin na puro pampa pogi bigay sa akin, ibig sabihin nya ata e pangeet ako? waaa ha ha ha

    @ jm - grateful lang ako he he

     

  10. ponCHONG Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226300880000#c4215993416089108298'> 10 November 2008 at 3:08 PM

    makara ta gali kung may pasalubong ka usually? may blog entry. hehehe....

    @madjik...bukong porn mags, porn dvds para mas effective.

     

  11. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226302380000#c8713564954441438877'> 10 November 2008 at 3:33 PM

    @ ponchong - kung nahikaw ka hay magpadaea ka uman ha ha ha himamatyon ka eoman baea ha ha

     

  12. Axel Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226307600000#c6643196529702006985'> 10 November 2008 at 5:00 PM

    Wow!! Pasalubong, bakit aku wala?? =(

    Hehehe, kay Gasul ka hingi pasalubong kapag umuwi siya ng Pinas...

    Kinakalawang na pala tools mo, sige gamitin mo na yang lotion para lumambot naman yung mga tools mo... hehehe...

     

  13. abak Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226310540000#c392203675756441298'> 10 November 2008 at 5:49 PM

    tingin ko, naka sale lang lang yung sabong me 1/4 conditioner kaya napadami bili ni madjik. secret lang natin, ganun din yung papamigay kong pasalubong e. he he

     

  14. r-yo Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226311020000#c2519762655268365467'> 10 November 2008 at 5:57 PM

    ako po yung abak. di naka sign-out. he he sowee!

     

  15. http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226312400000#c7842632364179444900'> 10 November 2008 at 6:20 PM

    nacurious naman daw ako kung sino si madjik...hehehehe

     

  16. http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226317320000#c5123504608000476216'> 10 November 2008 at 7:42 PM

    so mga porn pala ang inaasahan mong padala! ahahaha!

    nabuhay kang muli! cheers!

     

  17. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226317320001#c6947224365785725049'> 10 November 2008 at 7:42 PM

    @ axel - eto pinagpapawisan na nga ako sa kakapahid ng lotion sa tools ko e ha ha

    @ r-yo - damihan mo na pagbili ng sabong tatak kalapati para sa aming mga bloggers na nagmamahal sau ha ha. wag mo na kasi ituloy yang plano mong pagtigil sa pag blog e. :-)

    @ wandering/ewik - a ha ha. click mo na lang yung link at baka maambunan ka din ha ha

     

  18. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226317740000#c1474593771837913627'> 10 November 2008 at 7:49 PM

    @ roneiluke - oo. mga porn at alak talaga ang inaasahan ko nya ha ha

     

  19. Aethen Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226317980000#c5163833449605166894'> 10 November 2008 at 7:53 PM

    Sana makilala ko din si Madjik, ang bait kasi eh at para may pasalubong din si parekoy. Hehe.

    Advance Happy beerday parekoy. :D

     

  20. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226318880000#c3410847394238029322'> 10 November 2008 at 8:08 PM

    @ aethen - nagbabait baitan lang yan ha ha ha

    salamat sa pagbati parekoy!

     

  21. dazedblu* Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226319720000#c8637258966356877912'> 10 November 2008 at 8:22 PM

    watta, subliminal ka talaga evr, hehe XD.. but ii love reading naman?!?!

     

  22. Chyng Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226342700000#c2811545725631444172'> 11 November 2008 at 2:45 AM

    Wow, you're back! Tagal mo wala new entry ha...

    Wag kana choosy jan, buti nga nde deodorant pasalubong sayo dba? hehe

     

  23. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226347080000#c7281502109143178064'> 11 November 2008 at 3:58 AM

    @ dazedblu - di ko alam ang subliminal he he limitado lang bokabularyo ko pero salamat na din kung ano man yun he he

    @ chyng - ha ha mautuwa din naman ako kung deodorant ang naging laman e. me panlaban ako para hindi mag amoy chico ha ha ha

     

  24. teresa Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226361600000#c2696711368758972339'> 11 November 2008 at 8:00 AM

    ay nasa pinas na rin pala si madjik..amoy pogi lang?..haha! atleast may pogi,daba?

    kelan ba ang bertdey? greet na ako in adbans..hepi bertdey!

     

  25. acey Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226368200000#c2061564646844959469'> 11 November 2008 at 9:50 AM

    abou, when ang birthday mo? :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE!!! you're a scorpio, too. hehe.

     

  26. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226371380000#c4031771010368241811'> 11 November 2008 at 10:43 AM

    @ teresa - dinadaan ko na lang sa amoy ang pagiging pogi ha ha ha

    @ acey - saguitarius ako acey at hindi scorpio he he salamat sa greetings he he

     

  27. Rio Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226373720000#c4320850126566912755'> 11 November 2008 at 11:22 AM

    ang bait naman ni madjik..pwede bang makahingi din kahit yung sabon na may ibon lang..hehe

     

  28. Toni Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226377440000#c4570322888798299968'> 11 November 2008 at 12:24 PM

    O e di lalo ka ng suplado nyan kasi di ka lang basta guwapo, AMOY GUWAPO pa! hahahaha!
    Si Madjik lang pala makakapagpabalik sau!

    Anyhow, namiss ka namin! Welcome back!

     

  29. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226382120000#c1062316765807020786'> 11 November 2008 at 1:42 PM

    @ rio - ok lang ba ibigay sau kung medyo lusaw ng konti kasi naisabon ko na sa aking singit ha ha ha

    @ toni - hindi po ako gwapo --amoy gwapo lang nya ha ha. salamat toni.

     

  30. jericho Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226391360000#c2592493372887042677'> 11 November 2008 at 4:16 PM

    san ba pwedneg makita si madjik?

     

  31. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226398020000#c6993707890723770897'> 11 November 2008 at 6:07 PM

    @ jericho - sa links syempre ha ha

     

  32. JoShMaRie Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226399580000#c4942584879169043856'> 11 November 2008 at 6:33 PM

    inisip ko kunga no yung sabon na may tatak na ibon. heheh.

     

  33. JoShMaRie Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226399640000#c182583550148030075'> 11 November 2008 at 6:34 PM

    dove pala. haha

     

  34. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226399760000#c8098569669009610045'> 11 November 2008 at 6:36 PM

    @ joshmarie - ang galing mo. gifted child ka ba? he he

     

  35. http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226401620000#c8255640134831762510'> 11 November 2008 at 7:07 PM

    uuy, humble talaga si Abou, kaya dami mong fans eh..

    ayos yan, cool maging class paminsan-minsan :)

     

  36. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226402280000#c8008621529591267777'> 11 November 2008 at 7:18 PM

    @ josh of arabia - josh ako ba sinasabihan mo ng humble? baka nagkakamali ka he he super humble ako ha ha ha

    ty josh. :-)

     

  37. http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226412600000#c7784884691012463619'> 11 November 2008 at 10:10 PM

    Hmmm... I also do the "salute" thingie instead of shaking heads to some people. hehehe

     

  38. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226422560000#c4302508241023334968'> 12 November 2008 at 12:56 AM

    joaqui - ha ha pareho tau? akala ko ako lang e ha ha

     

  39. BlogusVox Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226471220000#c1577330307658321759'> 12 November 2008 at 2:27 PM

    May pasalubong na nga sayo si Madjik, inalaska mo pa!

    Pag nagsunggod ron, owa ka gid it batunon sa masunod. : )

     

  40. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226486580000#c3544381287108430911'> 12 November 2008 at 6:43 PM

    @ blogusvox - ha ha sanay eon don kakon. mas makibot pa ron kung uwa ko gin alaska ha ha

    translation: ha ha sanay na yan sa akin. mas mabibigla pa yan kung hindi ko inalaska ha ha

     

  41. gillboard Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226522580000#c4458149870656412546'> 13 November 2008 at 4:43 AM

    pwede bang kaibiganin yang si madjik? ang sosyal ng pasalubong eh!!!

     

  42. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226544780000#c3302342730613869068'> 13 November 2008 at 10:53 AM

    @ gillboard - tumatanggap pa naman siya ng kaibigan. kahit kaaway tumatanggap din sya he he

     

  43. http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226564280000#c4190077331431930960'> 13 November 2008 at 4:18 PM

    wow... ang galing ni madjik... pwede sa akin nalang ang lotion... hehehehe..

     

  44. KRIS JASPER Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226566740000#c366459159698944199'> 13 November 2008 at 4:59 PM

    Ang bait naman ni Mr. Madjik!
    parang si sta claus...

    Baka yung porn eh sa Xmas?

     

  45. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226573400000#c1262294926744385948'> 13 November 2008 at 6:50 PM

    @ unpredictable me - cge sau na lang ang lotion, pero ako ang magpapahid sau ha ha

    @ kris jasper - sana magdilang anghel ka he he sana sa xmas ang porn. or better yet sa bday ko! ha ha malapit na!

     

  46. the donG Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226626140000#c1868801380999636466'> 14 November 2008 at 9:29 AM

    "Mas mabula pa nga sa sabon na bigay mo ang gamit ko e. Sa sobrang bula, kung minsan isinasabay ko na sa paliligo ang paglalaba ng aking brip at medyas.">>>> astig to! tipid tips nga ito para sa mga naaapektuhan sa krisis.

    patawa na naman tong post mo.

    "amoy pogi dumaan. amoy lang">>>> ayos sa hirit.

     

  47. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226631360000#c4476717930869899086'> 14 November 2008 at 10:56 AM

    @ the dong - ha ha me tsansa pa pala akong pumogi. basta maligo lang ako sa pabango he he

     

  48. Nick Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226646960000#c8080237157537226876'> 14 November 2008 at 3:16 PM

    ang swerte naman sa pasalubong. he he

     

  49. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226724960000#c3028637882862540791'> 15 November 2008 at 12:56 PM

    @ nick - sus di naman masyado he he. sakto lang.

     

  50. JoShMaRie Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226741040000#c2550355138493931204'> 15 November 2008 at 5:24 PM

    nilagay kita sa links ko. salamat sa pagiwan ng comment. :) ingat!

     

  51. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226748480000#c5420034798404830213'> 15 November 2008 at 7:28 PM

    @ joshmarie - naku kahiya naman, at ni link mo ako he he nahiya ako kasi hanggang ngaun di pa rin ako makapag add sa blogroll ko he he sira pa rin ung host ko. but as soon as i can, i will.

     

  52. batopik Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226756040000#c6371145493989697019'> 15 November 2008 at 9:34 PM

    sinu si madyik? aku din eekstra. ehehe.. =P magpapasko pa naman oh.. hakhak!

    bat sabon? ayoss! eh di lalo kang popogi nian! hakhak! =P

     

  53. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226757600000#c1628248341371985443'> 15 November 2008 at 10:00 PM

    @ batopik - sinong me sabi na popogi ako kapag nagsabon? bakit tatangos ba ilong ko kapag nagsabon ako? nya ha ha

     

  54. FerBert Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226813160000#c7514348207845047575'> 16 November 2008 at 1:26 PM

    penge ck! gusto ko din mag amoy pogi..

     

  55. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226814240000#c7902096793291074458'> 16 November 2008 at 1:44 PM

    @ ferbert - eto sau na kalahati. hindi ako sanay mag amoy pogi ha ha

     

  56. Denis Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226902140000#c8879367533574029389'> 17 November 2008 at 2:09 PM

    madjik im the menace, friends na din tau ha? =)

     

  57. Abou Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1226918820000#c4272572796678219689'> 17 November 2008 at 6:47 PM

    @ denis - ano ba, dun ka sa blog nya magpaliwanag ha ha

     

  58. Lawrence Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1227002220000#c1790674557561435248'> 18 November 2008 at 5:57 PM

    haha! ok mga jokes mo ah! ;-]

     

  59. http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1227188280000#c569070610452719903'> 20 November 2008 at 9:38 PM

    maraming salamat sa mabilis na pagdalaw brother, @ sa inspiring comment na rin :)kaya ka maraming tagasubaybay eh.

    kmsta mo rin pala ko kay madjik.

     

  60. eilarmos Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1227456420000#c2682219981742096661'> 24 November 2008 at 12:07 AM

    dang porma parekoy!!!uu nga noh! aq kc tanga ehh!hahaha napapatulog aq s kwento...kc naman mga nobelang ingles ang binabasa skin ng nanay q...ab eh d q maintindihan nung bata p q!kaya para makatakas, tinu2lugan q n lng!haha!!ayos!

    just passing by...
    gandang gabi^_^

     

  61. Anino Said,
    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1229230860000#c8629710592320140048'> 14 December 2008 at 1:01 PM

    Ang hirap banlawan ng sabon na yan.

     

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    http://abouben.blogspot.com/2008/11/dear-madjik.html?showComment=1282799089742#c4981022798984117946'> 26 August 2010 at 1:04 PM

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